Freddie Roach, Confident of an Early KO

Pacquiao Vs Cotto
Roach, Confident of an Early KO
Cotto, Eyeing a Long Bout








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Freddie Roach, the trainer behind the boxing phenomenon named Pacman Pacquiao firmly believes that come November 14th, his boy Manny Pacquiao will KO Miguel Cotto within the first 5 rounds. He even believes there is a pretty good chance it'll be over in 2 Rounds. What is his basis for such bold prediction? Porbably 3 parts Vodka and 1 part Rhum. ;) But maybe not. The trainer-of-the-year last year had this to say : "Miguel (Cotto) makes the same mistakes Hatton makes, and such mistakes become KO opportunities for Manny", probably referring to Ricky Hatton's habit of dropping his guard down a split second before he throws his power punches. Unfortunately for his opponents, that split-second of open chin-area is all Pacquiao needs.

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Ricky Hatton, the former WBO Light Welterweight Champion was literally demolished by Manny Pacquiao last May, Lights-Out in just 2 rounds. The KO Punch Hatton took was so devastating that sports critics say it may very well push the brit slugger into permanent retirement.

Roach further adds "Manny is just too fast and too strong right now, Cotto may not even see his punches coming".

Miguel Cotto on the other hand would rather keep it quiet and leave things to the ring come November 14th.

Miguel Cotto is a strong fighter with a whooping Left Hook that could put a 300 lbs. cow down for the count of ten. He will likely use that very same weapon on top of his reach and height advantage to neutralize Pacman's attacks. He is also believed to be strengthening himself to take strings of punches, hoping that in the rapid exchange of punches he can land a few telling ones of his own. Hall of Famer Angelo Dundee who looks forward to a Cotto upset, says that all Cotto needs to land are half of the punches Manny gives him, and that should be enough to finish the current P2P King in the latter rounds of the Scheduled 12 Rounds of Boxing.

All the more that this fight is shaping up to be an interesting one. Not only are both fighters hungry for a roll, they seem to each have that factor that should subdue the other's. It's speed vs precision, strength vs punching power, fire power vs method. The 12 Round bout is for Miguel Cotto's WBO Welterweight Belt, scheduled on November 14th at the MGM Grand, Las Vegas.


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Role Reversal

Laugh TRip (11/04/09)
Role Reversal









by: Ez


Let me tell you the story of a semi-pro Football player named Smith:


This football player named Smith was an avid hunter and it
was the last day of deer season but also the last game of
the season. Good thing Smith didn't marry a cheerleader.
Instead, Smith was married to a rather tall, burly yet shapely
woman. What's good about her is when wearing full gear,
she'd pass off as a football player.

So Smith tells his wife, "I've been just sitting on the bench
all season so would you put on my uniform and take my place
while I go hunting?"

The wife agrees and he goes hunting while she goes to the
game instead.


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In the last three minutes of a tied game, the coach looks at the bench and yells .....

"Smith, you're in!"

Smith's wife couldn't say anything because her husband would lose his contract and probably get sued too. She thinks "what can happen in just three minutes?" ... as she runs into the game.

The next thing she knows she has the ball and all these guys
are jumping on her.

Wham! Crack! Slam!

She passes out. When she comes to she finds she's in the team's
locker room, NAKED from the waist down.

"Was I raped?" Smith's wife wonders to herself.

But she couldn't have been raped. She just came out of a crowded ball
field and there were definitely too many witnesses.

Before she could ponder further he heard the familiar voice of the
coach say....

"Don't you worry Smith! You got tackled really hard but it's alright.
They say as soon as we get your balls back down where they
belong, your dick should pop out too."


-Ez

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Paranormal Activity : Scariest Movie of the Year

Movie Review
Paranormal Activity is Scary Shit!!










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From a budget of around $ 500.00 (or so they say), it's amazing how they were able to come up with a movie that makes your hair stand on end. .... Oh okay. I've seen homemade porn that made another part of me stand even more erect (thanks Paris, thanks Kim, thanks Hayden Kho), but we're talking about a horror flick here. :) Paranormal Activity was just sooo spooky even the great Steven Spielberg was impressed with it.

In Spielberg's very words "Ahhh-yayay!! Fuck! (looked down and wondered if he pissed in his pants)" .... Then he said "I was never so scared in my entire life. That movie had good scary scenes in it (looked down and checked if he really did piss his pants)".


Here's a clip of one of the scenes from Paranormal Activity (keep an eye on the time stamp at the bottom right side of the video screen):




More after the cut:


The plot is simple, the production low key, tailor made like The Blair Witch Project as if it were a document of actual accounts. Yet the story line was spot-on. It hits you right in that area of the spine that makes you jump off our seat.

The main actors (amateurs) did what was needed to be done. No unnecessary screaming, no unnecessary effects, no scantily clad bimbo being hacked into pieces after some extra dude has had his way with her. Not too much cast there too (which explains the absence of the scantily clad bimbo) since the only other actors in that flick aside from the main characters (a man and a woman) were another guy, a psychic, and another chick, the best friend. But again it had all the necessary element of a horror flick that's designed to make late night bathroom trips freakier than usual.

If you haven't seen that movie yet, go and experience it. Steven Spielberg was impressed with it for a reason.


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Cotto: Tougher than what people give him credit for

Pacquiao Vs Cotto
Cotto: Tougher than what people give him credit for





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Boxing Analyst, Trainer, Mentor and Hall of Famer Angelo Dundee predicts that despite the 3-1 Odds currently favoring Manny Pacquiao over Miguel Cotto, the Puerto Rican boxer has a better chance of pulling one over Pacman in their Nov 15th encounter at the MGM Grand. How'd he come up with that prediction? I'm guessing "heads or tails", but apparently not. :) Dundee was much impressed with the way Cotto was conditioning himself for the most important fight of his career. In a recent visit to Cotto's Florida camp, Dundee was so excited to note that Cotto's strength will be a telling factor that could spell "Upset of the Delicate"..... which actually should be "Upset of the Decade", which again only shows us how excited Mr Dundee was with what he saw in Cotto. :)

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Dundee has made the same kind of prediction half a year ago when he picked Brit Ricky Hatton over Pacquiao in their summer bout basically because of Hatton's devil-may-care attacks and brute strenght. Mr Dundee also was in the corner of Golden Boy Oscar De La Hoya when Pacman chopped the legend down to submission by the opening bell of the 9th round. But don't get him wrong folks, Angelo Dundee has basis for his predictions. He gives Cotto the credit because the guy is definitely stronger, bigger, and with a longer reach. Not to mention that Cotto is as tough as they come in the Welterweight Division. If it were but a direct exchange of blows, I must say that even I would agree that Cotto has the clear advantage. If there's one thing Cotto proved with the Antonio Margarito beating he took, it's the fact that he can take hammering blow after blow, and still be squared to give his own blows. Something none of Pacquiao's last three opponents were capable of. Oscar De La Hoya was way past his prime when he met Pacquiao that the barrage of Pacman's attacks were just too overwhelming for him to take. Hatton on the other hand was just too predictable that his game plan was simply to knock Pacquiao out or get knocked-out Trying. Dangerous David Diaz from years back however was just too slow for Manny that he was turned into a punching bag.

Miguel Cotto on the other hand has enough technique, enough punching power, and though he isn't really a shifty fighter he can make up for that but playing it cautiously and using his longer reach to distance himself from Manny's big punches.

Of course the sports' current best trainer Freddie Roach has most likely plotted a plan to counter all of Cotto's natural advantage. According to his recent interview, Pacquiao is currently boxing too quickly and too strongly, that his punches will sneak into Cotto's defenses too fast and too surprisingly strong the current WBO Champ won't even know how those punches got it. Okay, okay, that may have been a bit of an exaggeration from Roach, but that definitely is the idea. You fight strength and reach with speed and power.

Roach claims that Pacquiao is still peaking with still two weeks before the fight and come fight day, he is confident that his fighter will set the record by grabbing his 7th Division Title, and keep the P2P recognition just as well. Did Roach predict a Cotto knockout? Yes, he did too.



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Win, Lose, and Draw

Laugh TRip (10/28/09)
Win, Lose, and Draw







by: Ez



A Local Furniture Businessman was happy with his business that he decided to expand his business by acquiring products from Paris, and importing it to suit the taste of the local rich folks.

Once in Paris he immediately met with a group of manufacturers and was surprised that the local Parisians were no nonesense business people and were very easy to deal with. He was able to close the deal, a whole shipment worth of furniture line, in less than 4 hours since he set foot in Paris. With nothing to do and the entire day ahead of him he decided to celebrate his acquisition in a small bistro with a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the one other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the bistro.

Before long, a very beautiful young French girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down of course. He tried to speak to her in English but she did not speak the language so after a couple of minutes of trying to communicate with her, he came up with a brilliant plan. He took a napkin from the dispenser, took out his pen, and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded with glee, and he ordered a glass of wine for her. They enjoyed a few glasses of wine and he decided to try and have little conversation with her.

He started by asking her "What do you do?"

The girl just smiled at him, and answered in french which he didn't understand.

The man tried again "I'm a Furniture Businessman, here to buy Furniture" the man tried so hard, even trying to mimic pounding something with an invisible hammer which the girl only laughed at, probably thinking it was some sort of a mime joke.

They kept trying to start a conversation rolling and managed a few exchanges that neither of them understood. But that's all he got.


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After sitting together for awhile, the man got hungry and decided to invite the girl to dinner. He took his pen, took another napkin from the dispenser and drew food on a plate. The girl nodded and pointed him out the window. Right beside the Bistro they were in was yet another restaurant, a Cafe, which seems to be a better place than the one they were in. It featured a trio of musicians playing romantic music. So they strolled over there, took a table, and ordered
their respective choices.

After dinner, they decided to drink some more wine, and got back to trying to communicate with each other. ... Still, to no avail.

After sitting together at the table for a while unable to communicate properly, the man had another brilliant idea, ... an activity they could enjoy together without having to worry about the language barrier. So once again he took out his pen, took another napkin, and this time drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and once again pointed out the window. This time she directed his sight to a nearby club which seems to be a little classier than the rest of the establishments in that street. They strolled over to the club and the man was surprised to find a brightly lit hall that hosted a lot of dancing couples, the music provided by a Big Band playing 50's/60's music. The band was so good that they danced, drank, danced, and laughed all night long. They had a good time, and seem not to mind the language barrier anymore, they stayed there up to the wee hours of the morning.

Back at their table, as the band was packing up and the club was minutes from closing, the young lady pointed out the window, over to a high-rise building. The man got the idea and said "Your home?". The girl nodded. The man said okay, walked her over to the building, and as she stood at the entrance of the building, she pointed up. The man couldn't understand what she was saying, so the girl decided to do what that man did all night. She borrowed his pen, took a piece of tissue from her purse and drew something onto it.

The man looked at the picture, smiled, and said "Yes. Smart Girl. Oh yes. You're right". He extended his hand, shook the lady's hand, and with a rather surprised look, the lady shook his hand back, and decided to go into her building.

The guy still happy of this turn of events, gleefully walked back to the main road staring at the napkin the young girl drew on and was amazed at the very good sketch of a Four Poster Bed on it .... to this very day the man has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.

-Ez-


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