Smart(ass) Parenting:

Laugh TRip (02/27/2011)
Smart(ass) Parenting:






by: Ez




A guy I work with was telling me that his son, who is 17,
thinks that he is ugly. The lack of self-confidence seems
to bother his dad who as I suspected didn't believe or
didn't want to accept that his boy is ugly.

In an effort to determine the kid's level of ugliness I asked

"Is he a virgin?"

"Of course." he said.

"Well, there you go. A young man's idea of how handsome he
is is directly related to the amount of pussy he's getting."
I logically asserted.

"What? That's ridiculous." once again the guy in-denial defends
his ugly son.

"Sorry, but it's true" I told him.

"Get pussy and you feel handsome, no pussy no handsome"

Which is a rather simple logical explanation.

"Is everything about pussy with you?" the guy asked

Logically again I answered "Yes. And so does the rest of
the not-ugly society of men"


Logically,
Ez


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"Girls have Teeth Down There"

A little boy goes shopping with his mother and is waiting
outside of the ladies dressing room for his Mom to come
out. While waiting the little boy gets bored and just when
his Mom comes walking out, she sees her son sliding his
hand up a mannequin's skirt. "Get your hand out of there!"
she shouts. "Don't you know that women have teeth down
there?" The little boy quickly snatches his hand away and
thanks his lucky stars he didn't get bitten.


For the next ten years, this little boy grows up believing
all women have teeth between their legs. When he was 17,
a grade-A dentistry student of a top university, he gets a
girlfriend. One night, while the girlfriend's parents were
out of town, she invites him over for a little "action".

After an hour of making out and grinding on the sofa, she
says, "You know, you could go a little further if you want."

"What do you mean?" he asks.

"Well, why don't you put your hand down there?" she says,
pointing to her crotch.

"HELL NO," he cries, "you've got teeth down there!"

"Don't be ridiculous," she responds, "there's no such thing
as teeth down there!"

"Yes, there are ..." he says, "... my Mom told me so."

"No, there aren't!" she insists. "Here, look for yourself."
With that, she pulls down her pants and gives him a little
peek.

"No, I'm sorry" he says. "My Mom already told me that all
women have teeth down there."

"Oh for crying out loud!" she cries. She whips off her
panties, throws her legs behind her head and says,

"LOOK, I DON'T have any teeth down there."

The boy takes a good long look and replies,

"Well, after seeing the condition of those gums, I guess
I'm not surprised at all!"


-Ez


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A Blind Date Tactic:

Laugh TRip (01/21/2011)
A Blind Date Tactic:


by: Ez




It's been a long while since I've posted here. Having said that, let's catch up on the funnies.



A Blind Date Tactic:

Joe sets up his chum Michael to go on a blind date with a friend
of a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going
out with someone he's never seen before.

"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike

"I'll be stuck with her all night."

"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her
first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as
planned. If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake
an asthma attack."

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she
comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is.
He's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts:

.."Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"


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-Ez


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Pacman the Giant Layer ... I mean SLayer:

Pacquiao Vs Margarito:
Pacman the Giant Layer ... I mean SLayer:
Wins an 8th World Title


by: BadaBingPatron@gmail.com




Okay, maybe Manny Pacquiao can pass off as any of the two and even both.

After pummelling Antonio Margarito to a distorted looking dude you can't help but wonder where the 4 inches of height advantage, over 12 pounds of weight advantage, and 6 1/2 inches of reach advantage were. They were definitely there in the first 2 rounds of the bout but after a few razor sharp blows to the face and side of the head the tall Tijuana Tornado was reduced to nothing more than an occasional gust of wind .... which isn't really bad considering that such can still blow skirts up. :) Still, that wouldn't be enough to topple the rapid punching Pacman who bagged the WBC Super-Welterweight Belt (Light Middleweight) and a record 8th world title.

The victory didn't come via a Knockout though. Just a lopsided Unanimous Decision. In fact, despite suffering an early gash below his right eye and eventually a cut on the side of the left eye, Margarito didn't even hit the canvass. He did come close to collapsing somewhere in the middle rounds but you have to give it to Antonio. The guy can Take punches and dish out a few frightening barrage of punches as well. I say he's a worthy opponent and earned his purse like a true sportsman.

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By mid the 11th Round, Pacquiao who has just finished bombing Margarito with his 3rd set of 4-punch-combos started looking around at Referee Laurence Cole anticipating a stoppage. But Cole gave Margarito the necessary credit and allowed the relentless Mexican to go on. .... Either than or Ref Cole got too sleepy after the 6th round since reports from ringside states that by mid-fight everyone in there got used to the sound of Manny's gloves hitting Margarito's face with a 'thud', 'bog', and a sorta 'ding-ding'. Maybe that made Cole a bit sleepy. :)

Here are the fight highlights from Yahoo!Sports' website:

When the smoke cleared Manny Pacquiao again Officially became the Fighter with the most world titles at 8, the current Pound-4-Pound King, and "probably" the best all-around boxer in the sport. Along with those, the official scorecards of the contest were as follows:

Jurgen Langos scored it 120-109 for Pacquiao
Glen Crocker had it 118-110 for Pacquiao
and Oren Schellenberger rated it 119-109 for Pacquiao

I personally scored it 119 to 110 for Pacquiao but awarded Margarito a bonus point every other round after the 7th round just for showing up every start of the Round. :) But seriously, the fight Antonio Margarito fought is something he should be proud of. It was money's worth for all the fans in there, the one's watching at home, and even the ones who resorted to illegal live feeds on their computer monitors. ;) It was a championship fight fought by two true warriors. It was quite a show.

... And just for that, I think I'll hand Margarito another bonus point.


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LeBron Nike Commercial Spoofed by Fans:

Private Eye on a Public Pry:
LeBron Nike Commercial Spoofed by Fans:



by: Spook




Does he deserve this?




Sure he does.

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Top 10 Reasons Why Trick or Treating is Better than Sex

Laugh TRip (10/29/2010)
Reasons why Trick-or-Treating is Better than Sex:
A Top 10 kinda thing:








by: Ez



It's the time of the year that having an ugly kid doesn't matter that much. :) Yes, ladies and gentlemen it's Trick or Treat Weekend once again, and as clubs host leopard printed slutty outfit, various neighborhoods will be welcoming ghouls and ghost.

Enjoy this Season's Joke Creeps!
Ez

The Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex:

10. You're guaranteed to get at least a little something in
the 'sack'.

9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it
again.

8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don't have to compliment the person who gives you
some.

6. It's okay if the person you're with fantasizes you're
someone else, because you actually are someone else.

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5. Forty years from now you'll still enjoy candy.

4. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next
door.

3. It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and
groaning.

2. There's a lot less guilt the morning after.

1. You can DO the whole neighborhood.


Trick or Treat!
-Ez


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